Ugh I wasted 2 hours of my life watching Nymphomaniac. ..

I’m texting a friend from high school and I’m sure he thinks I hate him or something cos it takes me like 5 hrs to reply


vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”


instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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